Show me the incentiveslop and I'll show you the outcomeslop.
spiderfarmer 1 days ago [-]
> "How many branding mistakes do you want to make?"
"All of them"
Razengan 1 days ago [-]
Microsoft Live Passport Copilot.net Ultimate Professional Home Edition 360
(generated by Astra)
ElProlactin 1 days ago [-]
Can't speak to that one, but Studio Copilot.net Ultimate Home Professional Visual Edition 365# Server 95 was one of the best pieces of software I've ever used.
pseudohadamard 1 hours ago [-]
Microsoft:
Well, there's egg and bacon
Egg sausage and bacon
Egg and slop
Egg, bacon and slop
Egg, bacon, sausage and slop
Slop, bacon, sausage and slop
Slop, egg, slop, slop, bacon and slop
Slop, sausage, slop, slop, slop, bacon, slop tomato and slop
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and slop
Iolaum 1 days ago [-]
Funny thing is that this is coming from human slop.
hacker_homie 1 days ago [-]
Like most things Microsoft, "gave up after six months" is accurate.
glimshe 24 hours ago [-]
Microsoft should now release a brand new UI framework, this time designed and implemented end-to-end by AI:
Microsoft Visualization Copilot
If there's anyone from Microsoft here, let your bosses know I'll accept a Chief Prompting Officer role to help get it (and much more) out of the door.
VCFundedGenYer 22 hours ago [-]
Maybe if they didn't have a toddler CEO that's completely asleep at the wheel they would have prevented losing in the court of public opinion.
techjamie 19 hours ago [-]
They're being surprisingly intentional about trashing consumer trust. They recently patented a method to inject ads during downtime in video games[1]. Plus they changed Xbox GamePass so you can only play 5-15 hours a month on it, depending on your plan.
Why is installing Linux suddenly becoming mainstream? I don't think any of the managers at Microslop know.
https://teybannerman.com/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-micros...
"All of them"
(generated by Astra)
Well, there's egg and bacon
Egg sausage and bacon
Egg and slop
Egg, bacon and slop
Egg, bacon, sausage and slop
Slop, bacon, sausage and slop
Slop, egg, slop, slop, bacon and slop
Slop, sausage, slop, slop, slop, bacon, slop tomato and slop
Slop, slop, slop, egg and slop
Slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, baked beans, slop, slop, slop and slop
(Vikings: Slop! Slop! Slop! Slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and slop
Microsoft Visualization Copilot
If there's anyone from Microsoft here, let your bosses know I'll accept a Chief Prompting Officer role to help get it (and much more) out of the door.
Why is installing Linux suddenly becoming mainstream? I don't think any of the managers at Microslop know.
[1] https://www.polygon.com/microsoft-patent-in-game-ads-load-sc...
Not really relevant though. They sure should be serious about GitHub, npm, and plenty of other things they run, too.